An Astrologer Responds To The Current Economic Crisis (UPDATED!)

It's funny how one's emotional life can be a complete distraction from all the practical matters that should be getting one's attention.

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Taurus: It's on sale!
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Cancer: It's safe!
Leo: It's about you!
Virgo: It's accurate!
Libra: You look great today!
Scorpio: It's intense!
Sagittarius: Why not?
Capricorn: It's in black and white!
Aquarius: It's unique!
Pisces: It's good karma to support astrology!

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