(To the tune of "Theme From Bonanza")
In bounced a girl with her hair in a curl - she Saggie!
If she goes home with anyone here
I think it's gonna be me!
Three drinks in and she's loaded for sin - that's Saggie!
A suggestive wink and one more drink
And to my place we go!
Hey she's gone, left by dawn
After she rocked my world!
I thought we'd wed, where was my head? She's Saggie!
I should have known my chances were blown
When I told her what to do...
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