Looking for True Love? Glorious Romantic Victory is at hand, Comrades!
"Hey, Comrade! The path To Glorious Romantic Victory doesn't involve drunk dialing your ex! You should use Venus Retrograde to review the past and learn from it... not to use the past as an escape! You'd better listen to 'Conquer The Universe With Astrology' TONIGHT for a little re-training!"
(Then, a few days later...)
"Thanks for the love life advice, Comrade Astrologer, and for the free e-books!"
NEXT WEEK: The Triumphant Return of Christopher Witecki of Soulgarden.tv! Click and set that reminder!
NOVEMBER 18TH: Haven't found The One just yet? Jessica Shepherd, astrologer and author of "A Love Alchemist's Notebook" is going to be here to help you fix that! Don't miss it!