Thursday, September 30, 2010

Conquer The Universe TONIGHT! (BYOB)

Tonight: No guests, just you and me and Astrology. That's more than enough for a good time, isn't it? I'll be answering your questions (feel free to mail them to me HERE, and while you're at it, ask for your freebie!) 

Showtime is 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) and is available archived shortly after the end of the show if you can't catch it live. I'll be introducing a new segment... "The Last Degree," and we'll be starting out with "Astrology In The News." This week: how are things looking for Lindsay Lohan on October 22nd, when she's back in court?

Will it go well for her? Will she show up sober? Tune in to find out!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The October Preview

Thanks, everyone, for listening to the show! Your ever-growing numbers and enthusiasm keep me going!

Tomorrow night's show won't feature a guest. It's just me, you, and the planets. If you have any questions you'd like answered on-air (or behind the scenes) send me an e-mail with your birth data. And hey... if all you want is a free e-book, send me a line at that address and you'll get one of those, too.

After Thursday's show, it's a jam-pack cavalcade of the best and brightest Astrology has to offer, including:

October 7th: The New Moon Special with Christopher Witecki of This ain't your grandpa's astrology!

October 14th: The man, the myth, the legend... former Vanity Fair astrologer, acclaimed author, and all-around astrological genius Michael Lutin will be on! Beat the rush and get excited now!

October 21st: Astrologer Amy Herring (author of "Astrology Of The Moon") will be on to discuss her book and the importance of your Moon Sign.

And, every show there will also be the usual Astrology In The News, and a new segment to make it worth your while to sit through the whole thing: The Last Degree! Sounds good, right? I know I'll be there. Hope to see you there too.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Conquer The Universe, Find Your Soul Mate, And Get Out Of Jail Free!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology:" CEO of (still free, and still the best damned astrology dating site out there) Hilary Young and I will be discussing your love lives, dating, and how astrology can help you get a grip on both. Show starts at 10 PM EST (7 PM PST), and will be archived shortly thereafter...

Also, a new segment where we'll be looking at the near future of the rich, famous and infamous, and how astrology influences them. This week: welcome to your Saturn Return, Paris Hilton! And this time, you won't be able to pretend that was just someone else's karma in your purse...

And hey... did you write me for your freebie yet?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Conquer The Universe With Astrology TONIGHT!

Drop by again tonight at 10 PM EST (7 PM PST) for some astrology, some announcements, and best of all... special guest Nick Dagan Best. He's got some interesting ideas about the upcoming Venus Retrograde, among other things, that you'll want to hear.

As always, the show is live, but you can listen starting shortly after the end of the show to the archived version. And make sure you write me for your freebie!

Also: no pre-recorded Funny Bit this evening though... maybe that Moon in Capricorn is demanding too much seriousness. But for those of you who love The Shtick... here's all my previous bits collected. In the meantime, here's all my previous Bits in one convenient location...

Friday, September 10, 2010

Alec Baldwin Phones An Astrologer

Last night's show had more than its fair share of technical glitches... one of which was that no one got the chance to hear this week's Funny Bit. Join me now, as troubled Aries with Moon in Libra Alec Baldwin reaches out to an astrologer for help with his complex personal life...

...and tune in next Thursday for more fun, and our guest Nick Dagan Best!

(Also: that really, really incredibly cool Mercury Retrograde deal I have going? Write me for details and you get a freebie. Yes, really!)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Conquer The Universe, And Don't Give It Back!

TONIGHT'S SHOW: Guests? We don't need no stinkin' guests (although admittedly Marguerite Manning was a pretty good one last week)! Tonight we're looking at Astrology In The News, taking another look at Mercury Retrograde, answering your questions, taking your calls, and generally having a good time.

(Or click on "Remind Me" and you'll get an e-mail before showtime)

And as usual, there will be The Funny Bit. This (although amusing) isn't it...'ll just have to listen in to hear it: 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, and archived on the site shortly after the show ends. So you've got no excuse for not listening in and writing me for details on The Astounding Mercury Retrograde Deal I've got going right now. See you all there!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Conquer The Universe: Marguerite Manning

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" our scheduled guest is Marguerite Manning, author of "Cosmic Karma: Understanding Your Contract with the Universe." She's entertaining and she knows her stuff. Really, you should listen in.

More fun, more forecasting... and an announcement about the Biggest Astrology Deal Ever. And everyone who writes me here gets a freebie! Yes, really!

10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, and available archived starting about an hour after the show. Here's this week's Fake Ad...

...and if you liked that, come and check out the other 59 minutes!