TAURUS: "Ah, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over."
GEMINI: "Let me drive. I can handle this one."
LEO: "Remember when you used to do things like that for me? You know, before you started taking me for granted?"
VIRGO: "Actually, by my measurements, it's a twelve point five percent grade..."
SCORPIO: "Maybe now we'll get to the truth!"
SAGITTARIUS: "Yee-ha! Free massage while you drive. Speed up, the suspension can take it!"
CAPRICORN: "Chill out! We're saving a fortune on gas being stuck behind this tractor!"
PISCES: "I sure know that feeling..."