Matthew The Astrologer: Gentle Advice For Aries

Monday, November 19, 2007

Gentle Advice For Aries

Dear Aries: There is no cause for alarm. It's only been 25 minutes since you called for that pizza, and if it's more than another five minutes, it's free.

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2 comments:

Diane L said...: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Since I live with an Aries, this is especially funny. . . bless their little pointed heads! :-D; November 19, 2007 at 2:54 PM
wyrdling said...: tell that to the toddler having a meltdown in cancer all squarish my aries : P
logic is not an effective tactic to take.; November 20, 2007 at 1:39 PM