Monday, November 19, 2007

Gentle Advice For Aries


Dear Aries: There is no cause for alarm. It's only been 25 minutes since you called for that pizza, and if it's more than another five minutes, it's free.

5 comments:

Neith said...

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Since I live with an Aries, this is especially funny. . . bless their little pointed heads! :-D

wyrdling said...

tell that to the toddler having a meltdown in cancer all squarish my aries : P
logic is not an effective tactic to take.

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