Monday, August 2, 2010

Pluto In Capricorn, Love In The Stars, And A Chainsaw In The Trunk

Oh, poor Capricorn... Pluto passing through your sign, half the other planets squaring you... it's never entirely easy being a Capricorn. Some days it probably feels like you're going to open up the paper to your Daily Horoscope and it will say something like this like this:


Capricorn: Today an attractive stranger will see you in a coffee shop. He will invite you out to dinner, and then for a romantic evening at his secluded cabin in the woods. You will forget to tell anyone where you are going.

You will never be seen again.

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10 comments:

Matthew The Astrologer said...

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Matthew The Astrologer said...

And of course... time once more for me to re-enforce how much I genuinely like Capricorns. I tease 'em 'cause they can take it. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, the pain!! Thank you, I think...

Anonymous said...

Kind of glad to hear it.

I still think they should all be put on a skewer and barbecued. Did I mention my ex was a cap?

Matthew The Astrologer said...

Love is a wonderful thing! ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm kinda worried about this. I'm not a Capricorn, but if the Caps aren't feeling stable, what chance do I have?

Matthew The Astrologer said...

The same chance we ALL have, in the long run. Hey, that was my Capricorn impression. How'd you like it? :)

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