(Scheduling note: I had originally intended this blog entry to feature a discussion about the nature of Mars in Taurus with actor Christian Bale (born January 30th 1974, time unknown, in Pembrokeshire, Wales, UK). His recent successes have brought new found attention to him, and his Mars in Taurus is fairly strongly plugged in.I thought he'd be the ideal choice to discuss this placement with. Unfortunately, Chris was unable to attend in person, so I have had to substitute remarks he made on the set of his upcoming film "Terminator: Salvation" to Director of Photography Shane Hurlbut. I'm sure Mr. Bale won't mind. He seems like a sweetheart.)
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MTA: Mars in Taurus has an unfortunate reputation. Being opposite one of the signs it traditionally rules (Scorpio), it is considered to be "debilitated." Personally, I don't believe this is an entirely fair characterization.
CB: What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand?
MTA: Mars in Taurus can be a very sensual, affectionate placement -- always ready to heap plenty of attention on friends, loved ones, and co-workers. I've learned this through years of observation.
CB: Well, somebody should be f--king watching and keeping an eye on him.
MTA: Mars in Taurus also has a reputation for a "slow and steady" approach to work and to difficult tasks.
CB: Let's not take a f--king minute, let's go again.
MTA: These people are hard-working, determined, and often excel in whatever career path they find themselves on... whether self-employed or working with others.
CB: Am I going to walk around and rip your f--king lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the f--k are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand? You got any f--king idea about... hey, it's f--king distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the f--king scene? Give me a f--king answer! What don't you get about it?
MTA: Although generally slow to anger, people with Mars in Taurus --
CB: I'm going to go... Do you want me to f--king go trash your lights? Do you want me to f--king trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?
MTA: -- do have a temper, and when provoked it can be --
CB: Stay off the f--king set man. For f--k's sake.
MTA: -- difficult for others --
CB: I'm going to f--king kick your f--king ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?
MTA: -- to manage. Fortunately, it usually takes a lot to bring this out of them.
CB: Seriously, man: you and me, we're f--king done, professionally.
MTA: When it comes to their love lives, people with Mars in Taurus can be deeply caring and affectionate, with a strong sex drive.
CB: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was f--king good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
MTA: In conclusion, it's unfair to characterize Mars in Taurus as a "difficult" placement. As will all astrological factors, it comes with good and bad. properly managed, a relationship of any kind with a person who has Mars in Taurus can be a rewarding, satisfying experience. And thank you for joining us today, Mr. Bale.
CB: You do it one more f--king time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm f--king serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f--king cut it when you're f--king around like this.
CB: What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand?
MTA: Mars in Taurus can be a very sensual, affectionate placement -- always ready to heap plenty of attention on friends, loved ones, and co-workers. I've learned this through years of observation.
CB: Well, somebody should be f--king watching and keeping an eye on him.
MTA: Mars in Taurus also has a reputation for a "slow and steady" approach to work and to difficult tasks.
CB: Let's not take a f--king minute, let's go again.
MTA: These people are hard-working, determined, and often excel in whatever career path they find themselves on... whether self-employed or working with others.
CB: Am I going to walk around and rip your f--king lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the f--k are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand? You got any f--king idea about... hey, it's f--king distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the f--king scene? Give me a f--king answer! What don't you get about it?
MTA: Although generally slow to anger, people with Mars in Taurus --
CB: I'm going to go... Do you want me to f--king go trash your lights? Do you want me to f--king trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?
MTA: -- do have a temper, and when provoked it can be --
CB: Stay off the f--king set man. For f--k's sake.
MTA: -- difficult for others --
CB: I'm going to f--king kick your f--king ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?
MTA: -- to manage. Fortunately, it usually takes a lot to bring this out of them.
CB: Seriously, man: you and me, we're f--king done, professionally.
MTA: When it comes to their love lives, people with Mars in Taurus can be deeply caring and affectionate, with a strong sex drive.
CB: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was f--king good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
MTA: In conclusion, it's unfair to characterize Mars in Taurus as a "difficult" placement. As will all astrological factors, it comes with good and bad. properly managed, a relationship of any kind with a person who has Mars in Taurus can be a rewarding, satisfying experience. And thank you for joining us today, Mr. Bale.
CB: You do it one more f--king time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm f--king serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f--king cut it when you're f--king around like this.
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7 comments:
raging bull!
This is hilarious. But the moon is probably in aries, no?
I agree with your theory about Sagittarians too.
Oh dear - this man is an example of how Sun Aquarians get a bad name - or at least the name of being "out of the box" and suchlike.
As well as Mars in Taurus, I blame Uranus in Libra trining his Mercury and Jupiter in Aquarius.
Uranus is a very bad boy!! :-)
Great video! I am always surprised about your choice - and I'm glad you're back!
Nicola
Lol! This totally explains Stephen Colbert's behavior last night to his guest Steve Martin. My Taurus Mars conjoined Sun thanks you, Matthew.
That was very, very, funny.
Well done.
Hilarious! And the cartoon too. lol
Chris is so rude - changing the subject and interrupting your positive analysis of emotional steadiness. ;-) What was his problem? Sounds like the Director of Photography screwed up the scene one too many times for Chris' taste. I wonder how many times it took for him to snap like this...
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