Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Mercury Retrograde: Don't Just Take It, Fight Back! (Also: Free Bacon!)

Yes, it's true: on April 18th Mercury turns retrograde. It's traditionally a time when things tend to go wrong... specifically, with things like making plans, delivering lectures, and signing books. That's why I've boldly planned to deliver a lecture and sign my book on April 24th...

THIS LECTURE SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING: A Practical Guide To Mercury Retrograde

-Practical Advice!
-A Book Signing!
-$20 in freebies via e-mail!
-Free Bacon!

7 PM, April 24th 2010, Tedda Hughes Gallery, 1623 Polk Street, San Francisco.

Now, why would an astrologer plan a Mercury Retrograde lecture during a Mercury Retrograde? Easy: if anything goes wrong, it just illustrates my point. Besides, we're gonna have a good time, so why not?

Also, did I mention the bacon?

See you there!


Matthew The Astrologer said...

Next Mercury Retrograde: August 20th. The first episode of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Radio Show": August 19th.

Whew. :)

Stay tuned to this blog for further details!

Matthew The Astrologer said...

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