Yes, it's true: on April 18th Mercury turns retrograde. It's traditionally a time when things tend to go wrong... specifically, with things like making plans, delivering lectures, and signing books. That's why I've boldly planned to deliver a lecture and sign my book on April 24th...
THIS LECTURE SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING: A Practical Guide To Mercury Retrograde
-Practical Advice!
-A Book Signing!
-$20 in freebies via e-mail!
-Free Bacon!
Now, why would an astrologer plan a Mercury Retrograde lecture during a Mercury Retrograde? Easy: if anything goes wrong, it just illustrates my point. Besides, we're gonna have a good time, so why not?Also, did I mention the bacon?
See you there!
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Next Mercury Retrograde: August 20th. The first episode of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Radio Show": August 19th.
Whew. :)
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