Oh, Pisces: you're so sweet and so kind. And you can take a joke about yourself. Or, if you can't... you're generally a pretty forgiving lot and willing to let me get away with it. What's not to love about that?
I know you must be tired of always coming last in the Zodiac, so I decided to do your sign third. That way, you get special attention, and only have to feel guilty about nine other signs coming in behind you. Anyway, if you're a Pisces... or know one, love one, want to seduce one, or buy one a drink (or any combination of the above), here's a brief orientation video for the disorienting (but delightful) world of the Fish People!