Saturday, January 29, 2011

Moon Conjunct Venus - Sweetness And Light


On a special surprise edition of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology"... today at 6 PM Eastern, 3 PM Pacific... the Moon will be conjunct Venus in Sagittarius. So, I've decided to dedicate a show to that sweet ol' girl Venus herself, how to understand your own Venus, and how to use that to get exactly what you want out of life. Sure that mostly means "love"... but it can mean money too.

Also: The hidden Venus-Saturn connection most people aren't aware of, and how it can be of use to you.

I'll be answering your questions live too! Drop by the Chat Room, or call me at  1 (323) 443-7252.

Venus always gets what she wants, one way or another, eventually. Find out how you can do the same!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Lose Weight With Astrology? Yes, Really.

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": my guest will be medical astrologer Eileen Nauman, and we'll be dedicating the entire show to one single subject: weight loss. I have some distinct feelings on the subject (and some personal experience), and one of the most popular articles I ever wrote was on that subject.

If you've ever struggled with this subject, you know it's a complex one. And astrologically, it's complex too. Some samples from Eileen's work on the subject cover the roles of Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, and cortisol (not a planet!) play with your weight... but we're going to help you make sense of it all, tonight at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific.



And if that's a little too, um, heavy for you... try this:

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Brunch With Jupiter In Aries

Today at a special time...1 PM Eastern (10 AM Pacific), on a special edition of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," my guest will be astrologer Maria DeSimone of Insightful Astrology! Here's a sample of some of her intriguing take on astrology (hold the Ophiuchus):



Click HERE to listen live or set a reminder... and bring your own croissants.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Astrological State Of The Union: Listen LIVE!

My fellow Astrology people... the State Of The Union is strong!

(wild applause)

It is true that we face some distinct challenges, but we have always risen above them! Always

(More wild applause)

Yes, Uranus is still at the tail end of Pisces, and that is making for gigantic karmic difficulties. We can face this and triumph!

(Less enthusiastic applause)

And yes, the Presidential State Of The Union address starts under a void-of-course moon, which is not a great indicator the productivity of the government in the next year. That's okay. We can do this people if we stick together!

(Muted applause)

Even though Saturn turns retrograde tonight, we have nothing to fear!

(Dead silence)

***

Hey, forget about what President Obama or Paul Ryan or Michelle Bachmann or anyone else has to say tonight... there will be hours and hours of commentary afterwards explaining (and mis-explaining ) things to you. If you want to know what's really coming up for you... join me and my guest Christopher Witecki by clicking on the link below!


Conquer The Universe With Soulgarden.tv!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": The return of one of my favorite guests... and yours... Christopher Witecki, from Soulgarden.tv!

We'll be discussing (among other things) Jupiter's recent entry into Aries (is this the break we've finally needed?), the upcoming Saturn in Libra retrograde (panic, or reprieve?), and the fifth birthday of Soulgarden.tv (is it one of your favorite sites on the Net, or have you not seen it yet?).

All this and more... plus a special announcement about readings... tonight at 0 PM Eastern/6 PM Pacific!



Monday, January 24, 2011

Fun With Leo! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Leo: you know the clichés. King Of The Jungle. Rules The Roost. Has Hair Issues. Ah, but there's so much more to the Lion! No, really! Just ask one: they'll tell you about it. At length.

On second thought... maybe you should just watch this video instead. It'll take a lot less time.


Coming this week to "Conquer The Universe With Astrology":

Christopher Witecki of Soulgarden. tv!

The return of astrologer Maria DeSimone, and a look at Jupiter in Aries!

Practical astrological health, weight loss, and body image talk with medical astrologer Eileen Nauman!

Click 'em to set your reminders!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Conquer The Universe Like A Millionaire Matchmaker!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" my guest will be Dr. Craig Martin, professional astrologer best known for his work with Patti Stanger on "Millionaire Matchmaker"! Here's the link so you can listen live, or click HERE to set a reminder...



As always, we're going to have a good time. And hey, did you catch yesterday's totally-by-surprise after noon show (scroll down if you didn't). We had a good time. Where were you? Good thing the podcast is still available...

Listen to internet radio with MatthewAstrologer on Blog Talk Radio

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Full Moon Surprise Edition!

No guest, no planning, no script, no other announcements... just me and a phone. The transiting Sun in Capricorn  is sextile the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction... and the Moon is Full in Cancer... so I figure it's time for a surprise. Listen in and see if you don't agree.


If you have any questions, drop by the chat room or call me... (323) 443-7252. Worst case scenario: the show tanks and I delete it. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you...?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Astrology (And Judi Vitale ) Tonight!

Join me tonight, on the even of that big, emotional Full Moon in Cancer... for some fun and heartfelt soul mate talk... with my guest Judi Vitale, author of "Lovecasts: The Astrological Guide To Finding Lasting Love." We'll be taking your questions LIVE at (323) 443-7252, and as always, if you write, you get a freebie!


And of course, if you call... try to be patient if you have to wait a few minutes, okay? Jeez.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Fun With Cancer! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Cancer: how did such a sweet, kind, emotional lot get named after a deadly illness, and get a creepy-crawly thing as its symbol? Probably because no matter what, Cancer was bound to develop a complex over the whole thing anyway. Here's a video that will lay it all out for the defensive enjoyment of The Crab Folks, and the amusement of everyone else who knows and loves them...


Tomorrow on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": Judi Vitale, author of "Lovecasts: The Astrological Guide To Finding Lasting Love" and I will take your questions and fix you up with your soul mate (maybe)!

Friday, January 14, 2011

Look Good And Attract Love With Astrology!

On a special day and time... today at 5 PM Eastern, 2 PM Pacific... my show will be all about the power of seductiveness. Namely, your seductiveness, charm, and sex appeal... how to find it in your birth chart and how to work it to maximum effect! And of course... free stuff for everyone who writes in!

Join me, won't you? Wear something comfortable.

And for those of you who missed it, here's last night show... Michael Lutin and Me vs. Ophiuchus (among other things)!


Thursday, January 13, 2011

Astrology: What The Hell Is "Ophiuchus," Anyway?

As you know, astrology is all about timing. That's why I'm incredibly pleased to have as my guest on tonight's "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" master Astrologer Michael Lutin. There's plenty to discuss... the Tucson shooting, "blood libel," the upcoming Bank Of America Wikileaks... but thanks to the miracle of Twitter...

(Pause for laughter)

...it turns out that "Ophiuchus" is a "Trending Topic", which gives us something else to talk about..

Namely: why do you never hear anyone who actually knows astrology talk about Ophiuchus? If an astrologer made a crackpot claim about astronomy, no one would listen, so why does the reverse get all the buzz? Why has the media picked up this ball and run with it, without asking the opinion of anyone who actually understands astrology? And: whenever there's a real astrological story with real validity, why does it get ignored?

Join us tonight!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN OR SET A REMINDER
Want some free stuff? Write me and I'll send you free stuff! Free stuff: it's good.

UPDATE: If you missed the show... here it is!



More comments on Ophiuchus in the fisrt few minuters of today's show...






Conquer The Universe With Astrology (And Michael Lutin) Tonight!

I'm pleased to announce that tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" tonight my guest will be the man, the myth, the astrological legend... Michael Lutin. Former astrologer with Vanity Fair magazine, current astrological guru, and all-around highly entertaining guy.

If you aren't familiar with his work, this video will give you an idea of his approach. Personally, I can't get enough of it:


We'll be talking about all the big forces at play astrologically in 2011, the recent insanity in Tucson, and a whole lot more.


That's at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific. And don't forget about Friday's special 5 PM Eastern (2 PM Pacific) "Conquer The Universe" where we're going to have a look at how YOU can maximize your appeal and sexiness based on the details of you birth chart in an episode I call "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Look Good And Attract Love"!

See you all there!

Fun With Gemini! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Gemini: So full of mental energy! So complex! So damned hard to get a handle on sometimes! Watch this instructional video and see if you don't agree. Or, if you're a Gemini yourself... see if you don't agree and disagree simultaneously...


On tonight's "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": The amazing Michael Lutin drops by to explain why the world is going off the rails... and he'll do so with humor and style!.


That's at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific. And don't forget about Friday's special 5 PM Eastern (2 PM Pacific) "Conquer The Universe" where we're going to have a look at how YOU can maximize your appeal and sexiness based on the details of you birth chart in an episode I call "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Look Good And Attract Love"!

See you all there!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Maximize Your Attractiveness With Astrology

In the spirit of yesterday's installment of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," it's time once again to take charge of your life and get what you want, instead of just sitting around waiting for things to fall out of the sky at you. Friday at 5 PM Eastern (2 PM Pacific... a special time!) I'm going to look at very specific strategies for both maximizing your personal attractiveness... and how to gain the upper hand with the target of your affections!

So: whether your an Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius or Pisces (whew!), or just want to date or charm or seduce one... this show is for you!

I'll be taking you calls too during the show, at (323) 443 -7252. And... if you don't have the details of your birth chart (or if you'd just like me to send you a freebie) write me for more!


PS: Don't forget about tomorrow night's show with the amazing Michael Lutin!

Fun With Taurus! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Taurus, the Bull: Solid, stable, and beefy. It's the one sign of the Zodiac that can pull a plow single-handedly, or go great with a baked potato. A source of strength to many, and a stubborn roadblock to many others. Here at last their secrets are revealed!

Ha! Get it? ReVEALed. Okay, enough with the puns. Here's the video...



(Still haven't lost weight, met your soul mate, cleaned up your clutter, gotten a better job, stuck to your budget, or started that new project yet? You need "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Your Resolution Repair Kit" at a special day and time... 1/11/11 at 9 PM Eastern (6 PM Pacific) on Blogtalkradio! Listen in and I'll help you get what you want in the next year! Click here to listen ...)

(And, CLICK HERE to download your FREE Guide to the Astrology of 2011, courtesy of Sasstrology.com!)

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Change Your Life With Astrology & Win A $200 Prize Package TONIGHT ONLY!

The thing I love best about being an astrologer is seeing the real power it has to change people's lives. Sure, it's fun to learn about your personality and those of others... no question. But the real power of astrology is that it gives you the ability to understand the forces at play around you and within you, and lets you know when and how to get the results you want.

Tonight's "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" is a special one: I'm going to go over the Top Ten New Year's Resolutions (according to a survey at goalsguy.com) and tell you how you can have any (or all... why not?) of those things you want within the next year... all using the power of astrological timing, and all customized to your individual birth chart. Have a look at the list. I'll bet there's something on there you'd like to have for yourself this year:
  • Lose Weight and Get in Better Physical Shape
  • Stick to a Budget
  • Debt Reduction
  • Enjoy More Quality Time with Family & Friends
  • Find My Soul Mate
  • Quit Smoking
  • Find a Better Job
  • Learn Something New
  • Volunteer and Help Others
  • Get Organized

And tonight, for one night only, I'm offering an exclusive Prize Package to one of my listeners consisting of all of my e-books AND a private consultation that will look at how exactly you can have it all!

HOW DO I ENTER?

1) If you are on Facebook, post a link to this page on your Wall (copy and paste the address, or click on the "Facebook" button at the bottom of this blog entry), and contact me (Matthew Currie) there. You'll automatically be entered! Or, copy and paste this to your Wall:

Change Your Life With Astrology & Win A $200 Prize Package http://tinyurl.com/4uhm2sp

2) If you are on Twitter, click on the Twitter button at the bottom of this entry. Or copy and paste this:

Change Your Life With #Astrology & Win A $200 Prize Package TONIGHT!http://tinyurl.com/4uhm2sp

Do both, and you get entered twice!

At the end of tonight's show, I'll randomly select one winner. And as always... everyone who writes me gets a freebie!

Astrology: it's really that powerful and practical. 

Now you know why I call it "Conquer The Universe With Astrology"...


See you all there!

Get What You Want, And Get It Tonight, With Astrology!


Tonight on a special Tuesday edition of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": it's "The Resolution Repair Kit"! Want to get a handle on your budget? Want to get a better job? Want to be more fulfilled? Want to find your soul mate, or make things with your current mate run more smoothly? These are all common subjects for "New Year's Resolutions," and if you're like most people... yours have already fallen by the wayside. That's probably because there's likely nothing all that special about January 1st for you personally, on an astrological level.

Timing is everything, and Astrology is the science of timing. So, write up your wish list and listen in tonight at 9 PM Eastern (6 PM Pacific) and I'll help you pick out when to get started on building your dreams, and give you advice on how to get there! I'd also love to answer your questions LIVE... the call-in number is (323) 443-7252. Hope to see you all there!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Fun With Aries! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Aries: bold, fierce, forthright... you know the story. Also, hopefully, Aries has a sense of humor about itself too. And if not, well... maybe the rest of you will appreciate the following video. If you live with one, love one, work for one, are trying to seduce one, or just want to avoid being run over by one, the following video will help you get a handle on The Sign Of The Ram:


Still haven't lost weight, met your soul mate, cleaned up your clutter, gotten a better job, stuck to your budget, or started that new project yet? You need "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Your Resolution Repair Kit" at a special day and time... 1/11/11 at 9 PM Eastern (6 PM Pacific) on Blogtalkradio! Listen in and I'll help you get what you want in the next year! Click here to listen or set a reminder...

Friday, January 7, 2011

Fun With Pisces! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Oh, Pisces: you're so sweet and so kind. And you can take a joke about yourself. Or, if you can't... you're generally a pretty forgiving lot and willing to let me get away with it. What's not to love about that?

I know you must be tired of always coming last in the Zodiac, so I decided to do your sign third. That way, you get special attention, and only have to feel guilty about nine other signs coming in behind you. Anyway, if you're a Pisces... or know one, love one, want to seduce one, or buy one a drink (or any combination of the above), here's a brief orientation video for the disorienting (but delightful) world of the Fish People!


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Fun With Aquarius! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Aquarius. Who knows with Aquarius? Always getting pegged as "strange" or "a bit odd" or "marching to the beat of their own drummer" and things like that. Even if you're an Aquarius yourself, you could probably use a little help figuring Aquarius out. And if you want to love/romance/seduce an Aquarius... you could probably use a lot of help getting a handle on The Water Bearer. In either case, here's a brief video that will help you figure Aquarius out. Well, as much as anything can help with that, anyway...


Join me TONIGHT at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" when my guest will be Jeff Jawer! CLICK HERE to set a reminder...

Conquer The Universe With Jeff Jawer TONIGHT!

Q: What do "Your Astrology Guide 2011," "Your Personal Astrology Planner 2011," "Medical Astrology: Healing For The 21st Century,"  the regular forecast in "Mountain Astrologer" magazine, and Astro*Carto*Graphy all have in common?

A: Jeff Jawer. And he's going to be on my show tonight at 10 PM Eastern/7 PM Pacific!

Yeah, that's one heck of a resumé. Not only that though... he's also a great guy. We'll be taking an in-depth look at the year ahead and how it's going to affect you. 

Plus, I suspect... we're going to have a lot of fun too.




Also on he show: News about upcoming shows, and a BRAND-NEW freebie! See you all there!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Fun With Capricorn! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Poor Capricorn... you just can't catch a break lately, can you? Pluto's in your sign, Saturn is squaring it, Mars is currently making you all agitated... face it: if anyone could stand a laugh today, it's you. And for those of you who know and/or love a Capricorn, or would like to, or are just planning to seduce one for your own amusement... you could probably use a little stress relief yourself.

So: here's a little video reminder as to the wonders of Goathood. Please feel free to enjoy it in an orderly and constructive manner:


Join me tomorrow on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" when my guest will be Jeff Jawer! CLICK HERE to set a reminder...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

North Korean Astrology: Let's Learn About Saturn, Or Else!

Those pesky North Koreans: not only are they arming themselves with nuclear weapons, they're arming themselves with astrology! Recoil in terror at this educational video recently smuggled out of Pyongyang in the luggage of a numerologist posing as a UN Relief worker. Funny thing is, though: an oppressive, monolithic, controlling state like North Korea seems to have a pretty good grasp on the whole Saturn concept. Watch this terrifying glimpse into totalitarian astrological technique...


Join me this Thursday on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" when my guest will be Jeff Jawer! CLICK HERE to set a reminder...