Tuesday, February 26, 2013

It's The Void Of Course Mercury Retrograde Show!



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

The Moon is Void, Mercury is Retrograde
The astrologer is out
2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific, Stardate 48315.6


Monday, February 18, 2013

The Daily Sky: Sun In Pisces, Saturn Retrograde


Pisces is the sign of Faith and Surrendering To A Higher Power. Saturn rules structures and limitations. By perseverance, we become better, stronger people who are better equipped to find happiness in a confusing world.

Make sure you explain this to the IT guy trying to fix your computer when he's an hour and a half in, hasn't figured it out yet, but discovered that your credit card is maxed out. And be thankful this all didn't happen next week, or you'd lose both your data AND your credit rating.

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Love And Sex In The Stars: Mars Attacks!


The intersection of astrology and human hearts -- who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, and thrills as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: The incomparable Marguerite Manning (author of "Cosmic Karma" and "Sign Language: Decoding Your Contract with the Universe") joins us to point out where the mojo is in your birth chart, and how to work it!

Admit it: Mojo. If you don't know what to do with yours... or you want to know how to best handle someone else's... you need to hear this show.

Tomorrow at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific


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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Valentines?



THIS EPISODE:

HOUR ONE: The astrology of why this Valentine's Day kinda sucks, plus I reach into the mailbag and answer a couple of your questions about compatibility. The charts are below so you can play along at home! Got questions? I'll be on LIVE during the first hour... Give me a call at (347) 677-1820!

HOUR TWO: "Twelve Signs Of Love": twelve true-life stories of love, lust, pain, loss, hope, and small appliances. 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific


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TODAY'S QUESTIONS:

1) AM I NOT COMPATIBLE WITH ANYONE?


2) WHAT'S WITH ME AND THE SCORPIOS?


3) ARE WE COMPATIBLE?




Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Love And Sex In The Stars: Sex On The First Date?


The intersection of astrology and human hearts -- who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: Sex on the first date. Now that it's the 21st Century and we can all do it, is it a good idea? Social pressure, sexual pressure, and the Uranus-Pluto square... this episode has it all! Got a question or a First Date story to tell? Call us at  (347) 677-1820!

(And don't worry -- if this is your first time listening, we'll take it easy on you.)

Live at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific today



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Friday, February 8, 2013

Bigger Better Jupiterer!

Today's show is all over the place: starting under a Void Of Course Moon is normally "bad news" for something, so I've decided to keep it fast and loose. We'll be talking about the Void Moon, the effects of the upcoming New Moon in Aquarius, taking a look at a practical case of how compatibility works, and if you call in live to (347) 677-1820... I'll answer your questions!

What could possibly go wrong?

Today at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific



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 Here are the charts for today's look at Compatibility. Click on 'em: they get bigger. Feel free to play along at home! 







The Daily Sky: Mercury Conjunct Mars In Pisces

Enthusiasm is good, but enthusiasm plus a little common sense about what you're saying is even better. Having the urge to say something about a pressing matter can be a good thing. But Mercury conjunct Mars can be A LOT LIKE YOU LEFT THE DAMNED CAPS LOCK ON AND NO ONE IS LISTENING TO YOUR SHOUTING BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF STUPID IDIOTS ARRRGH DIE DIE DIE HORRIBLY HORRIBLY DIE.


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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Jupiter Direct!

Insight? Predictions? Understanding? Sure, thats all a part of Astrology. But the real power is in taking charge! Find out how! This show: Jupiter turns direct, and fortunes improve... maybe. Listen in and learn how this affects YOU!

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Any questions? Call in LIVE: (347) 677-1820
!


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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Love And Sex In The Stars - Venereal Unease (Your Venus Sign)

TODAY'S SHOW: An introduction to how astrologers decode your relationship potential!  Join me and my co-host, Hilary Young of Astrologydating.com on the air LIVE at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)... or listen at your convenience afterwards. Either way, we've got fun, information, and free stuff for you!

THIS WEEK: Your Venus Sign. Who you love, how you love, and what's love got to do with it?


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The Daily Sky: Mercury Enters Pisces, Conjunct Neptune

There is a newfound emotionalism to your communications, but it will take work to clarify your intentions. Be certain of what you want to say before you say it when it comes to matters of the heart.

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Magnolias human blood Roses are red
Violets are blew blue
Sugar is sweaty powdered causes tooth decay  sweet
And it's you I'd like to do
I'm free! My marriage is through! 
Beef jerky can be tough to chew

Oh, screw it. You're cute. Doing anything this weekend?



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Monday, February 4, 2013

The Daily Sky: Mars Conjunct Neptune

Your urge to make changes in your life and to make yourself a happier person may be misdirected at this time. Double-check your motivations and your understanding of what motivates others.

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Two drunks are walking down the street late one night when they turn down a back alley. Upon entering, they discover a stray dog, eagerly and intently licking his crotch.

The First Drunk says: "Man... I (hic) I sure wish I could do that."
The Second Drunk replies:  Well... (hic) ...maybe if you pet him first, he'll let you."





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