Your urge to make changes in your life and to make yourself a happier person may be misdirected at this time. Double-check your motivations and your understanding of what motivates others.
Two drunks are walking down the street late one night when they turn down a back alley. Upon entering, they discover a stray dog, eagerly and intently licking his crotch.
The First Drunk says: "Man... I (hic) I sure wish I could do that."
The Second Drunk replies: Well... (hic) ...maybe if you pet him first, he'll let you."
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