Fun With Libra! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

They say Libra is the "partnership sign": always either looking for a partner or compensating for their partner's flaws. Sounds like the kind of people who'll forgive me for a bit of teasing, don't they? Let's find out!

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Conquer The Universe With Jeff Jawer!

Q: What do "Your Astrology Guide 2011," "Your Personal Astrology Planner 2011," "Medical Astrology: Healing For The 21st Century," the regular forecast in "Mountain Astrologer" magazine, and Astro*Carto*Graphy all have in common?

A: Jeff Jawer. And he's going to be on my show tonight at 10 PM Eastern/7 PM Pacific!

Yeah, that's one heck of a resumé. Not only that though... he's also a great guy. We'll be taking an in-depth look at the year ahead and how it's going to affect you.

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Conquer The Universe With Nadiya Shah!

Today at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)... I'm thrilled to have as my guest astrologer Nadiya Shah, author of  Astrology: Symbology And Divination. That, and (even better!) we'll be answering your questions either from the Chat Room, or live if you call (323) 442-7252!

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Conquer The Week With Astrology - April 18-22, 2011

Give me five minutes of your time... I'll give you a work week's worth of forecast!

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Tuesday at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)... welcome back, astrologer Nadiya Shah!

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Doctor Pluto's House Of Horrors

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": your questions answered, the follow-up to last night's rude show about duck sex, and a look at Pluto.

Do not stare directly into the Pluto.

9 PM Eastern(6 PM Pacific)

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Ding Dong, Duck Dong: The Uranus-Pluto Square Wakeup Call

Why do ducks have such enormous penises?

What does pot smoking in Canada have to do with your mid-life crisis?

What does Catherine Zeta-Jones' recent admission to psychiatric care have to do with you if you were born in 1969-1970?

What does this all have to do with the Uranus-Pluto square?

Listen tonight to find out at 11 PM Eastern (8 PM Pacific)...

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(Special Grown-Up Language Warning for tonight's show. There's some transits you can't describe properly without swearing a lot.)

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Neptune in Pisces: Earthquake And Hurricane

Tomorrow at 4 PM Pacific (1 PM Pacific) on Conquer The Universe With Astrology": I'll be discussing the Neptune in Pisces years. May God Have mercy on us all.

No, scratch that... may we all have mercy on each other. Maybe God has had quite enough of us yelling at Him to fix the mess we've made for ourselves.

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"Hurricane hurricane
A mighty earthquake and a hurricane
The earth cracked open and was breathing fire
Everybody's running none ready to die
Some going crazy some insane
Saying save me from the mighty hurricane
People scrambling and on the run
Like they were hit with the atom bomb
Some lay cripple some lay lame
Just save me from the mighty hurricane
Rich folks falling down on their knees
Begging lord have mercy if you please
Take all of my money I don't need a thing
Just save me from the mighty hurricane"

-Willie Dixon

...here's Lurrie Bell's perfectly appropriate cover version. Have a listen, and join me tomorrow.

To All The Signs I Loved Before

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": a special trip around the Zodiac with twelve true-life tales of love, romance, tragedy, hilarity, infidelity, comfort, joy, seafood and kitchen appliances. Listen in and see if my experiences with The Twelve Signs match up with yours...

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Free Live Astrology Readings? Why Not!

Although most of you here are familiar with my regular show, "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," many of you may not know I also appear Wednesdays on The Caribbean Radio Show.

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Got a question? Call and ask LIVE... (661) 467-2407.

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Neptune In Pisces - The Peasants Are Revolting (And You Don't Smell So Good Either)

So, what happens when The Lord Of Dreams enters The Sign Of The Dreamers? Is it a time when dreams can come true? Is it a time of Magic and Wonder and Fairy Tale Endings? Will the true power of the Human Spirit and Imagination be unleashed to form a world worthy of our highest aspirations?

Will we all hold hands and collectively dream a better world for ourselves?

I dunno. Ask a Teabagger or a Birther or a Terrorist or a Socialist or a Revolutionary or a Gitmo Detainee or any of the other many, many Spooks and Ghosties scratching at the door of our collective unconscious trying to find an entry into our world.

Or better yet... ask an astrologer.

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How will the affect you personally? Give me a call at (323) 443-7252 and find out!

"...wake up..."

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Conquer The Week With Astrology - April 4-8, 2011

There aren't a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres' one of them: my new feature, "Conquer Your Week With Astrology"... my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It's five days in five minutes, covering the astro-mood for the week ahead, and is a natural compliment to my Weekend Romance Forecast at Astrologydating.com.

THIS WEEK: My... what big Void Of Course Moons you have, Grandma...

Please have a listen... and then get back to work. Neptune is in Pisces now, and everyone else at the office will likely be having a nap.

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