Thursday, September 20, 2007

Astro-Karaoke: The Aries Woman

Why learn basic astrological traits out of a boring old book, when you can sing?


(To the tune of "When A Man Loves A Woman")

When a man loves an Aries
He can't be with no one else
She'll rip his head off
To keep her man around
When she's sad no one sees it
Won't cry when you're there
She'd rather look like a tough guy
And slap you down

When a man loves an Aries
Gotta watch what he says
It can make a man feel confused
She can get quickly cranky
Then sex breaks out
And then he can end up feeling used

When a man loves an Aries
It's an all or nothing thing
You could build a life around this girl
Or could end up in a sling

When a man loves an Aries
It's all or nothing, man
She makes him her whole world
Love him like she's crazy
Everything is wonderful
Til he looks at another girl

When a man loves an Aries
Remember this here song
She's so sexy and so sublime
So go ahead and make that date
But you'd better leave home early
'Cause she'll hit the road if you aren't on time.

Matthew The Astrologer: Reinforcing astrological stereotypes, so you don't have to.


Neith said...

Oh god, Matthew, you are a very dangerous man . . . I'll be laughing my head every time I think about this!! BTW, is this in memory of the Aries woman you called an "archetype"?! :-D

Matthew The Astrologer said...

Yup. That astrological wisdom was hard-earned...