Friday, September 21, 2007

Astro-Karaoke: The Sagittarius Child

(To the tune of "Don't Fence Me In")

Give me a hand, another hand, with this playpen chicken wire
Let's fence him in!
This kid keeps running off, and he just won't ever tire
Let's fence him in!
He got out last night just to go exploring
It's kinda frustrating but it's never boring
Just wearing socks and outside was pouring
Let's fence him in!
Let's fence him in!

Just lock him up, let the thinker try to tinker
With the handcuffs til he's done
You know he'll bust loose like a moose
Running from the hunter's gun!

The kid loves us both but he needs his freedom
Can't follow rules though he knows he needs 'em
Last week he got himself onto a flight to Sweden
Let's fence him in!

Oh give him guidance, lotsa guidance but be beware
Let's fence him in!
This kid can't sit still, not even on a dare
Let's fence him in!
His charm with strangers is his best feature
The kid won't care if it's a thug or a preacher
He makes a lousy student but a gifted teacher
Let's fence him in!


Now, please rise for the Sagittarius anthem:


Neith said...

**tears running down face laughing** Know Sagittarius well, do we?! :-D

Matthew The Astrologer said...

You can tell I raised two of the little, um, darlings? :)

Tseka said...


My son; Sagittarius rising. No fear and no fence he couldn't get over. This Sagittarius mom finally surrendered, his dad and i slept in shifts until he was three, four?

He works for the airlines now! And he named me his dependent so i can fly free...the Sagittarius child -they do have their charms.

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