>Re: Secrets to successful lovemaking
>Your meaty magic wand will do all the love magic again!
>pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here, pecking there, pussypussy
>Mutt.-- Louee, louee! How wooden I not know it, the intel
Dear Mr. Kunstman:
Although you perfectly (and poetically) describe the anatomical and intellectual effects of a Neptune transit to a man's natal Mars, I should clarify: although transiting Neptune is semi-sextile to my natal Mars, transiting Uranus is trine my natal Mars. Therefore the physiological effects are (if anything) the opposite of what you describe. But I thank you for your concern.
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