Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Notes From An Astrologer's Spam Folder

>From:joseph.n.kunstman@cpanel1.znapped.com
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>Re: Secrets to successful lovemaking
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>Your meaty magic wand will do all the love magic again!
>http://1c2prof.com.ua/1.html

>pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here, pecking there, pussypussy
>Mutt.-- Louee, louee! How wooden I not know it, the intel



Dear Mr. Kunstman:

Although you perfectly (and poetically) describe the anatomical and intellectual effects of a Neptune transit to a man's natal Mars, I should clarify: although transiting Neptune is semi-sextile to my natal Mars, transiting Uranus is trine my natal Mars. Therefore the physiological effects are (if anything) the opposite of what you describe. But I thank you for your concern.

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