New Moon In Aries? Shut The Hell Up!

Holy crap! There's a freakin' New Moon in Aries coming up with six freakin' planets in Aries coming up! WTF? How the hell's THAT going to affect you? And how do you find out the answer to that right freakin' NOW?

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Got questions? Give me a call at (323) 443-7252 and I'll answer 'em. But, hurry up. I ain't got all day!

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Conquer Your Week With Astrology - March 28th-April 1, 2011

There aren't a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres' one of them: my new feature, "Conquer Your Week With Astrology"... my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It's five days in five minutes, covering the astro-mood for the week ahead, and is a natural compliment to my Weekend Romance Forecast at Astrologydating.com.

Please have a listen... and then get back to work. Mercury is almost retrograde now, and you need to get everything done that you can before your computer crashes.

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Free Curse Removal! The Jupiter-Saturn Opposition

You know those scams where some fake psychic claims you have a curse, and for X number of dollars he/she will "remove" it? Well, that's a great way to make a lot of money for little work, but that isn't my style. Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" I'll be discussing the current Jupiter-Saturn opposition and its effects on you. Plus, give me a call at (323) 443-7252 and I'll answer your questions!

And if I DO remove your curse... or if you just appreciate the show and the advice, feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. And no, I won't hex you if you don't.

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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The Astrology Double Header!

For those of you who caught my show yesterday and wondered... "is he too sick to ever do another Blogtalkradio show again?", here's your answer:

Join me tonight at 4 PM Pacific when I appear with Marguerite Manning as we discuss the Aries in your birth chart!

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...and then stay on Blogtalkradio at 5 PM Pacific for my usual gig on the always entertaining Caribbean Radio Show!

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Now: someone get me orange juice and chicken soup, will you?

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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St. Patrick's Day, A Supermoon -- The Bar Is Open!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" -- well, you know... we could discuss the upcoming Supermoon, we could discuss the role of karma in astrology, we could answer your questions if you call (323) 443-7252... or my guest Marguerite Manning (author of "Cosmic Karma") and I could just open the bar, act like it's Sait Patrick's Day, and get rowdy for an hour. Tune in at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) and find out which way it turns out.

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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Ten Things An Astrologer Can Do For You

Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology"... a lot of people are "into astrology" but don't know the range of things it can do for them. So, here are some examples I'll be discussing:

1. Make your hair grow better!
2. Get you pregnant!
3. Plan your vacation!
4. Get you a raise!
5. Get you out of your rut!
6. Get you a date!
7. Explain stuff to your mate!
8. Help find your keys!
9. Help you budget!
10. Help you find your soul mate!

That, and as usual I'll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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Conquer The Universe With Astrology - The Mating Game

Today at 1 PM eastern (10 AM Pacific) we're discussing mating... love and stuff, you know. And, where are all the men in astrology? Don't worry: I'm tracking them down for you. Want one? Want to just have some fun with astrology? Drop by and join in!

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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The Shocking Uranus-Ram

1928: Uranus enters Aries. The world's old orders are falling apart...and new orders begin to assert themselves. Some people are making a fortune... and others struggle for basic labor rights.

2011: Uranus enters Aries again, and... well, take a look around, will ya?

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": Uranus enters Aries, and I'll be discussing the long-term implications for all twelve Signs. That, I'll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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Mars Make Hulk Angry!

Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": yes, even though today is International Women's Day (I sorta covered that on yesterday's show), today we are talking about possibly the most "male" of planets... Mars. We'll be looking at your Mars placement by sign, checking out which aspects make your Mars run better (or scarier). Oh, and apparently Mars has something or other to do with sex. We might get into that too. You never know. Plus, as usual... I'll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific)

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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Astrology And Gender Roles

Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": The Sun and Moon are the traditional rulers of "gender role" in the birth chart. Society's rules have changed. Has astrology?

Today at  2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)

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Plus, as usual... I'll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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The Astrology Of Charlie Sheen, Part II: More Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA

On Tuesday, we discussed the fascinating and weird world of Charlie Sheen and his birth chart, from goddesses to career to drugs. Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" at 1 PM Eastern (10 AM Pacific), I'll be going even further into Charlie's chart (if you missed part one, the archive and the chart are both HERE). Plus, as usual... I'll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252! It'll be revealing, educational, and chock full of Adonis DNA... with more on "the goddesses" and the astrological transits that push a person over the edge from "jerk" to "guy who shoots his girlfriend while high."

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Let's Get Married (But I Should Ask My Astrologer First)

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": my guest will be April Elliiot Kent of Big Sky Astrology! She's a regular contributor to Llewellyn's "Moon Sign" books, and the author of "Star Guide To Weddings." So naturally, we'll be discussing the upcoming New Moon, and the fascinating world of Electional Astrology (especially when it comes to committed relationships). And we'll also get around to answering your questions live from either the Chat Room or if you call (323) 443-7252!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

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Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

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Let's Learn Astrology With Charlie Sheen!

Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": I'll not only be answering your questions (as usual) when you call (323) 443-7252... but I'll also look at the chart of the best-known celebrity train wreck du jour... Charlie Sheen. If you know a little about astrology and have always wondered "what the heck does he mean by 'transits" anyway?" this will be your chance to play along at home. I'll be describing major life events from Charlie's career, the times he's gone off the rails, and not only telling you astrologically why these things happened... but showing you as well. It's astrology, it's educational, it's scandalous!

4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific)

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And, here's the chart... keep it open in a separate window while the show is on. Click on it... it gets bigger!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!