Monday, February 28, 2011

Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Saturn

Hear that grinding noise? Odds are good that's transiting Saturn working its steamroller magic on you somehow. Today on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," I'll be looking at Saturn: what it does, what it's sending your way, and when to duck. Listen LIVE at 3 PM Eastern (Noon Pacific),


Listening live? Got questions? Call me at (323) 443-7252!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Conquer Your Weekend With Astrology!

Don't just sit there wondering if it's going to be a good weekend... find out what you can to do maximize the fun! Listen in at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)! Also... free stuff, news, and more!


Listening live? Got questions? Call me at (323) 443-7252!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

What Can An Astrologer Really Do For You?

Okay, so Astrology explains your personality and stuff. But: what can Astrology *really DO* for you? What does "a reading" really consist of? What practical results can I expect? Find out tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology"!



Listening live? Got questions? Call me at (323) 443-7252!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Astrology: Show Me The Money!

Today on "Conquer The Universe": it's show me the money time! Sure everyone loves romance and mysticism... but a lot of people out there aren't making the bills every month (had you noticed?). I'll be discussing  the Second House of your birth chart, and how it affects your cash supply. Got questions? Ask them live in the Chat Room, or call (323) 443-7252!


Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Nadiya Shah!

Today at 4 PM Eastern, 1 PM Pacific... I'm thrilled to have as my guest astrologer Nadiya Shah, author of  Astrology: Symbology And Divination. That, and (even better!) we'll be answering your questions either from the Chat Room, or live if you call (323) 442-7252!


Check out my show! If you like what you hear... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Astrology Before It Blows Up!

THIS EPISODE: the Uranus-Pluto square, the reason why the world looks so crazy today, and what you can do about it! Your questions anserwed too! Join me in the Chat Room, or call (323) 443-7252!






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And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Sun Conjuct Chiron in Pisces

Chiron and Pisces
Sitting in a tree;
     K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
Then come despairing,
     Then poor Pisces
     Is a plate of fried herring.




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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Full Moon Fever!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology"... your questions answered (drop by the Chat Room or call (323) 443-7252) plus a look at this weekend's astrology... covering the effects of one of the nuttiest Full Moons of the year! Will it be the steamroller you run over your problems with, or will you be the one under the steamroller? Forewarned is forearmed! Click below to listen LIVE, or catch the archive!


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And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Your Guide To Conquering The Universe: Part II

Thanks to my show, "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," a lot of new people are coming to this blog... and I'm grateful for every last one of you. But if you've come here lately, all you've seen basically are the promos for my shows, and you probably haven't had a dig through my vast back catalog of useful and amusing blog entries. My Compatibility Guides and videos included!

So: if you want to learn, you want to laugh, understand, seduce or just appreciate someone else (or yourself)... here's my stuff, by sign... click, read, and enjoy

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces!

If you liked any or all of the above... there's more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It's what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise...

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

Your Guide To Conquering The Universe

It's amazing how much happens in four months. "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" (The Radio Show) has taken off and just keeps getting better and more popular as time goes on! So much so, in fact, that there's now a significant backlog of old shows that are hard to find, but are still as fresh and delicious as the day they were made. So, here's your Field Guide to what you may have missed...

(And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes. So, write me already.)



SPECIAL THEME SHOWS:

Your Moon Sign, Part One and Part Two
Love Around The Zodiac, Part One and Part Two
Looking Good And Attracting Love
An Hour Of Astrological Comedy
Astrology And Weight Loss (With Eileen Nauman)
Your 2011 Forecast, Part One and Part Two
The Amazing, Undeniable Truth About Nibiru!

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THE GREAT GUESTS


Legendary astrologer Michael Lutin
One of the True Greats: Jeff Jawer
Influential author of the classic "The Inner Sky" Steven Forrest
Mayan/Mesoamerican Astrology with Bruce Scofield
Insightful Astrology's Maria DeSimone
Soulgarden.tv's Christopher Witecki
Author of "A Love Alchemist's Notebook" Jessica Shepherd
"Lovecasts" author Judi Vitale
As seen on "Millionaire Matchmaker": Dr. Craig Martin

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Elsa Panizzon!

My guest today is Elsa Panizzon of ElsaElsa.com... a giant of the astrological blogosphere! It's going to be a good time, and we'll be answering your questions LIVE... call (323) 443-7252 if you want a piece of the expertise! And if you don't catch us live, you can still listen to the archive. Click below to listen in...


And... write me for free stuff! You like free stuff, don't you?


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Come And Conquer The Universe With Marguerite Manning!

Marguerite Manning, author of "Cosmic Karma," is not only a brilliant astrologer, not only a great person overall, but (best of all)... she's my guest on the show today at 4 PM Eastern, 1 PM Pacific! Have a listen...



Got questions? We'll answer them LIVE... call (323) 443-7252!

Monday, February 14, 2011

It's The "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Tip Jar

I have no idea why I can't get this link to work properly on my Blogtalkradio.com show page... so let's try it here, shall we?

Anyway, if you like what the piano player in the lounge is playing, you toss something in the tip jar. Same principle here. Click the Donate button below to make the magic happen. And hey... I might send you a surprise.

And, bless ye!





Conquer The Universe With Astrology - Bringing The Love On Valentine's Day

Join me today at a very special time -- 1 PM Eastern (10 AM Pacific) -- on a very special day -- Valentine's Day -- for some very special...

(Ahem.)

You know, Valentine's Day is a problematic occasion for a lot of us. It's about Love, of course... and that sort of thing should be celebrated as often as possible, in all its forms. But a lot of people get bent out of shape because they don't "have a Valentine," or the one they have isn't performing up to expectations. Whether you want love, have love, are trying to shake it loose, turn it up, cope with it or get over it... I'm here for you and I'll answer your questions about it. Or about anything else for that matter. Join me in the Chat Room, and call (323) 443-7252 with your questions.


And at the end of today's show, I'm going to do something Very Naughty in public for your enjoyment.

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TOMORROW at 4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific): Join me and my guest Marguerite Manning, author of "Cosmic Karma," as we discuss Venus and Mars with our Valentine's Post-Game Analysis!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Conquer The Universe With Steven Forrest!

Back in the 1980s when I was still struggling with many of the concepts of astrology and reading everything I could get my hands on, I had reached the point where I was tempted to give up on it. There were a lot of fine books out there, and I had read a lot of them, but something was missing. I didn't quite know how to define it, but I was frustrated. Then I found "The Inner Sky" by my guest tonight... Steven Forrest... and everything changed.

If you've heard of him and you'll already want to listen to tonight's show...


...10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific). And, if not? Read his bio. Then... you'll want to listen.

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Gazing through astronomical telescopes in his early teens led Steven to begin exploring astrology. He received a B.A. in Religion in 1971 from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, and shortly thereafter began to establish his astrological practice.

In 1984, Bantam Books published his first book, THE INNER Sky. Esquire magazine called it "intelligent, well-written and actually fun." That volume was followed in 1986 by THE CHANGING SKY. In 1988, with his then-new wife, Jodie Forrest, he released the third volume of the popular Sky trilogy, SKYMATES. Steven's fourth book was published by ACS Publications in May 1993. Titled THE NIGHT SPEAKS, it is an extended argument for the intellectual and philosophical plausibility of astrology. His fifth work, THE BOOK OF PLUTO, was released in May 1995. Regarding that book, HOROSCOPE magazine described Steven as "not only a premier astrologer, but also a wise man." The two volume series, MEASURING THE NIGHT: EVOLUTIONARY ASTROLOGY AND THE KEYS TO THE SOUL, by Steven Forrest and Jeffrey Wolf Green, is based on a series of lectures the authors did together. They were co-published by Seven Paws Press and Daemon Press in 2000 and 2001. In 2002, Steven and Jodie celebrated their eighteenth wedding anniversary. Their years together had taught them a thing or two and so they decided completely to re-do their 1988 book on relationships, Skymates, this time in two volumes. Volume One, SKYMATES: LOVE, SEX, AND EVOLUTIONARY ASTROLOGY, came out that same year, and the second volume, SKYMATES: THE COMPOSITE CHART, followed in 2005. In 2004, Seven Paws Press published Rafael Nasser's UNDER ONE SKY, which featured a chapter by Steven. In that project, twelve astrologers were given a woman’s birth information. Each created an interpretation. Chris Lorenz, writing in HOROSCOPE, wrote, “As a perpetual student myself, I wanted to know which astrologer did the best . . . Readers will come to their own conclusions about which astrologer was most on target, but for me, the clearest, most consistently accurate statements were given by Steven Forrest.” Changing pace, in 2002, Seven Paws Press published Steven's first novel, STALKING ANUBIS, a murder mystery featuring astrologer-detective Plato Mims. And in 2008, as the culmination of ten years of research, Steven released his YESTERDAY’S SKY: ASTROLOGY AND REINCARNATION. That book was made possible by a generous grant from the Integrative Medicine Foundation, with which Steven has worked closely for some years. The same Foundation sponsored his writing, THE BOOK OF THE MOON, which was published in September 2010.

Additionally, Steven has written technical articles for most of the major American astrological journals and several national magazines outside the astrological field. He also composed the texts for two popular computerized astrological report writers: "The Sky Within" and "SkyLog," and with Jodie he wrote a pair of relationship reports: "The Sky We Share"and "The Single Sky." All of them are widely available on the Internet. In an effort to bring his choice-centered approach to wider audiences, Steven has also wrote the monthly astrology column for ELLE magazine for a couple of years. He has appeared on many radio and television programs. His work has been translated into numerous languages, and he travels widely throughout the world lecturing on astrological topics although his primary focus is still on his private astrological practice. Most notably, he has taught at Omega Institute, the New York Open Center and the Marion Foundation, and addressed the Fellows at Andrew Weil's program in Integrative Medicine at the University of Arizona, Tucson.

Steven served on the Ethics Committee of the International society for Astrological Research from 2002 through 2006, helping to write the Code of Ethics that governs professional astrology. He served for many years as Chair of the Kepler College Advisory Council, which is part of an effort to open an accredited astrologically-oriented university in Seattle, WA. Steven is currently leading three ongoing Astrological Apprenticeship Programs, two in California and one New South Wales, Australia. Over four hundred students have passed through this training program.

Steven won the 1985 Professional Astrologers Incorporated Award for "Outstanding Contribution to the Art and Science of Astrology," and was nominated for a United Astrology Congress Regulus Award in 1992, 1995, and 2008.

Of Steven's work, Sting says that he ". . . manages to disarm the sceptic, as well as debunk the charlatanism that surrounds popular astrology, with language that is as intelligent and cogent as it is poetic." DELL HOROSCOPE describes him as "not only a premier astrologer, but also a wise man." Callie Khouri, who wrote the screenplay for the mega-hit film Thelma and Louise praises his "humor, insight, poetry, and astute, articulate observations of human nature."

O: THE OPRAH MAGAZINE describes his philosophy this way: "Forrest's approach . . . stops the blame game in its tracks. . . we're warriors fulfilling our turbulent evolutionary paths." Rob Brezny, in his popular Real Astrology column simply calls him “the most brilliant astrologer alive.” And Robert Downey, Jr. says, “I marvel at the accuracy of Steven’s readings. He insists that nothing is so grave as to be beyond repair, and correspondingly that there is no rainbow that won’t be evaporated by poor judgment in the now. I can’t recommend him highly enough.”

After forty years of living in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, Steve and Jodie recently moved to the little town of Borrego Springs in the desert of southern California. They live there with their three tyrannical felines, Manda, Clouseau, and Cato, where they entertain themselves with hiking, gardening and making music.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Moon Time, Part Two

Last Tuesday was PART I of a two-part show dedicated to the Moon in your birth chart. Among other things, we discussed the "Void Of Course Moon" concept. Like, how starting a project at that time was often doomed to failure. And, in fact, the Moon was Void Of Course when the show started. So, naturally... Hosni Mubarak went on TV to calm Egypt down at that time (and things got worse), and Moon Time Part One crashed partway through the show.

TODAY at 4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific): The Moon is in Aries, safely sextile to the Sun and Neptune... so if anything goes wrong... it's my fault. Listen in while I cover seven Moon Signs and answer your questions LIVE, either from the Chat Room or by calling  (323) 443-7252!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Love Around The Zodiac, Part II

The Venus-Pluto conjunction is now in effect! One way or another, love is on a lot of minds. So...

If you missed last night's show (here's the archive if you did), you missed six true-life tales of love and sex and intrigue and kitchen appliances... some gone right, some gone wrong, but all illustrating the love styles (one way or another) of six of the signs of the Zodiac. If you yourself haven't got a date tonight (or if you're looking for an excuse to ditch the one you have), join us at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) for Part II of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology - Love Around The Zodiac"! If you can listen live, drop by the Chat Room. And if you have any questions, call me at (323) 443-7252. I'll have a look at your love life... or anything else for that matter. Either way, a good time is guaranteed. 

And if you do have a hot date tonight, congratulations. You can always listen to the podcast tomorrow.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Your Dream Date With An Astrologer

Hi. You look lovely this evening. You have that certain sparkle in your eyes... it must be the Venus-Pluto conjunction working its magic. I can't imagine someone like you could be all alone on a Friday night...

But of course, if you are... join me for the first of a special two-part episode of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" tonight at 10 PM Eastern 7 PM Pacific, based on my e-book, "Love Around The Zodiac." I'll be reading selections from the book and answering questions about your love life (or anything else for that matter). Join me in the Chat Room, or call (323) 443-7252. If you're not happy with the state of your love life, we can look into what you can do about it, and when things will get better. And... if you are happy with the state of your love life... feel free to bring a date.

Part I Tonight:


Part II, same time Saturday:


Also: I can't squeeze a corsage through my modem, but if you write me, I'll send you your FREE guide to the Astrology of 2011! I tried sending a glass of red wine through the computer once... don't ask how that turned out.

Fun With Virgo! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Virgo: smart and analytical, yet sexy. Ask one and they'll give you a detailed list of the reasons you should love them. This video will tell you what you need to know about them, in a haphazard and badly organized manner.


Join me tonight at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) TONIGHT for "Conquer The Universe With Astrology; Love Around The Zodiac (Part I)"! I'll be reading selections from my e-book of the same name, and answering questions about YOUR birth chart and YOUR love life tonight. Join in the Chat Room or call me at (323) 443-7252. Hey... if you aren't out on a hot date tonight... why not?

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Amazing Truth About Nibiru!

Tonight on "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": a special segment dedicated to the the ongoing controversy about Nibiru, Planet X, or whatever you want to call it. You've heard about the enormous planet that approaches Earth's Orbit every 3600 years, raising hell with our magnetic poles and causing widespread disaster? As 2012 (and Nibiru, maybe) approaches, fear and anticipation are building. Did the ancient Sumerians  see this coming? Is this why the Mayan Calendar ends in late 2012? 

You may have heard a lot about this from a lot of sources. I have something to say about it too. Unlike many though... I can prove what I have to say. Prove it.

Yes, really. The proof about Nibiru. 

After the Nibiru segment, it will be astrology as usual. Join me in the chat room, or give me a call at (323) 443-7252 and I'll be answering your questions!


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's Moon Time!

Today  at 4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific) on a special 90 minute edition of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology": it's The Moon! I'll be covering the Moon in your birth chart by sign, and what exactly a "void of course" Moon really is.

Since the Moon will be void of course in Capricorn for showtime... right before a New Moon in Aquarius... why not?

PLUS: A special commentary on the upcoming Uranus-Pluto square, and what it will mean for the world as we approach the dreaded year 2012. How "dreaded" should it be, anyway?

PLUS: I'll be answering your questions live... so join us in the Chat Room or call 1 (323) 443-7252!

PLUS: My 2011 Astrology Guide free to everyone who writes me!

PLUS: What, that's not enough "pluses" for you?