Monday, June 22, 2009

Perez Hilton's Daily Horoscope For June 21, 2009

(Perez was born March 23, 1978, time unknown, Miami, Florida)

Although transiting Mars is quincunxing your natal Pluto, the drunken altercation you may experience with a member of the Black Eyed Peas after an awards ceremony in Toronto may not end in severe injury. In fact, since transiting Jupiter and Neptune are in trine to your natal Jupiter, you may actually find the incident is a valuable source of PR.

However, transiting Mars is also quincunxing your natal Neptune, so make sure you don't hinder your credibility by Twittering about it before you actually call the cops.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

He's an ass.

But, I'm happy to see you blogging away Matthew! You make me laugh :D