Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Venus and Mars in Taurus, Saturn in Virgo: Twitter Updates

Saturn I'm feeling pretty stable today. Then again, I always do.
40 minutes ago from web

Mars Where's this weird urge to go mate coming from?
39 minutes ago from web

Venus @Mars We're in Taurus. And we're conjunct. And you're standing on my foot.
37 minutes ago from web

Mercury @Venus @Mars WTF you two get a room LOL
34 minutes ago from web

Saturn @Venus @Mars You know, today would be an idea day for people to make sexual affirmations. You know, get what they want from who they want.
30 minutes ago from web

Mars Woo hoo! Seduce and destroy!
28 minutes ago from web

Venus @Mars You pig.
26 minutes ago from web

Mars @Venus You like it.
23 minutes ago from web

Chiron @Venus @Mars I'm in a lot of pain today.
22 minutes ago from web

Mars @Chiron STFU!
20 minutes ago from web

Saturn @Venus @Mars Like I was saying: conditions are right for people to make romantic goals solid and practical today.
19 minutes ago from web

Venus @Saturn I like the sound of that.
17 minutes ago from web

Mars @Saturn Good idea! @Venus Let's go for it!
17 minutes ago from web

Jupiter @Venus @Mars @Saturn But here you all are, wasting time on Twitter instead of "gettin' some." Morons.
15 minutes ago from web

Chiron @Venus I really hurt today.
6 minutes ago from web

Mercury RT @Venus RT @Mars RT @Saturn RT @Jupiter STFU CHIRON!!!
2 minutes ago from web



4 comments:

NR said...

Oh, man, this is so funny! Except for poor Chiron. But he gets to be a constellation eventually, so that's okay. Phew!

Anonymous said...

Hysterical! This made my evening. Thank you!!!

Nathan said...

Lol! I knew there was a reason I've never twittered.

May said...

this is sooooo amazing.

mercury: WTF you two get a room LOL