40 minutes ago from web
Mars Where's this weird urge to go mate coming from?
39 minutes ago from web
Venus @Mars We're in Taurus. And we're conjunct. And you're standing on my foot.
37 minutes ago from web
Mercury @Venus @Mars WTF you two get a room LOL
34 minutes ago from web
Saturn @Venus @Mars You know, today would be an idea day for people to make sexual affirmations. You know, get what they want from who they want.
30 minutes ago from web
Mars Woo hoo! Seduce and destroy!
28 minutes ago from web
Venus @Mars You pig.
26 minutes ago from web
Mars @Venus You like it.
23 minutes ago from web
Chiron @Venus @Mars I'm in a lot of pain today.
22 minutes ago from web
Mars @Chiron STFU!
20 minutes ago from web
Saturn @Venus @Mars Like I was saying: conditions are right for people to make romantic goals solid and practical today.
19 minutes ago from web
Venus @Saturn I like the sound of that.
17 minutes ago from web
Mars @Saturn Good idea! @Venus Let's go for it!
17 minutes ago from web
Jupiter @Venus @Mars @Saturn But here you all are, wasting time on Twitter instead of "gettin' some." Morons.
15 minutes ago from web
Chiron @Venus I really hurt today.
6 minutes ago from web
Mercury RT @Venus RT @Mars RT @Saturn RT @Jupiter STFU CHIRON!!!
2 minutes ago from web
4 comments:
Oh, man, this is so funny! Except for poor Chiron. But he gets to be a constellation eventually, so that's okay. Phew!
Hysterical! This made my evening. Thank you!!!
Lol! I knew there was a reason I've never twittered.
this is sooooo amazing.
mercury: WTF you two get a room LOL
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