Thursday, August 19, 2010

Conquer The Universe TONIGHT! (Updated)

Tonight should see the first episode of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Radio Show."  I say should, because after all we are in the dreaded Mercury Retrograde Shadow Zone... because Mercury Retrograde is so much fun, it should get a little more time to play with your plans, right?

Hey, don't worry: I know my astrology. There are back-up plans. Lots of 'em.

We go live at 7 PM PST tonight, and the Chat Room should be open a few minutes beforehand. With luck our first scheduled guest... Christopher Witecki of will be there too, and he'll be just as informative and entertaining as he always is.

And, after tonight's show... if you've found me on Facebook, or found the "Conquer The Universe" fan page there... within 48 hours after the show, you'll receive your Free Bacon!

(You can listen to the archived show starting a couple of hours or so afterwards by clicking on the same link.)

There you go. Click, listen, join in the chat room if you're listening live... and above all, Conquer! And if you can't listen live, the show should be archived by clicking on the same link within an hour or so afterwards...

PS: Here are the links to my book (available through Amazon) and my e-books (available even faster through!)

UPDATE: Thanks everyone for listening! This Thursday, join me and special guest Amy Herring. In the meantime, in case you missed it, here's last week's Fake Ad...

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Rainy Day Astrology Fun!

Hi everyone! You can still find all my regular stuff at The World's Mightiest Astrology Dating Site for free... and you can still check in here for updates on my upcoming show... but in the meantime, let's have some fun!

Imagine for a moment that you are the producer and director of a major motion picture... an unlimited budget and any actor or actress in the world (including the ability to raise the dead to fill key roles if you like) to fill the roles.

There are twelve roles. Each sign of the Zodiac is one of the characters you'll be casting. Your assignment: pick one or more actors/actresses of a given Sun Sign (or who have a distinct influence for that sign in their birth chart) who you think would do a great job of conveying the qualities of their sign.

I'll start the ball rolling with two of my suggestions...

1) Scorpio: Danny DeVito (Sun/Mars conjunct in Scorpio)...

2) Sagittarius: Jeff Bridges (Sun/Mercury in Sagittarius)...

Now: your turn. Who do you like for what role, and why?

Monday, August 2, 2010

Pluto In Capricorn, Love In The Stars, And A Chainsaw In The Trunk

Oh, poor Capricorn... Pluto passing through your sign, half the other planets squaring you... it's never entirely easy being a Capricorn. Some days it probably feels like you're going to open up the paper to your Daily Horoscope and it will say something like this like this:

Capricorn: Today an attractive stranger will see you in a coffee shop. He will invite you out to dinner, and then for a romantic evening at his secluded cabin in the woods. You will forget to tell anyone where you are going.

You will never be seen again.

(The first episode of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Radio Show" begins August 19th! Subcribe to this blog for further details... or find me on Twitter (@MatthewCurrie) or on Facebook! Hope to see you all there!)