ARIES: "Hmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway..." 
TAURUS: "Ah, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over."
GEMINI: "Let me drive. I can handle this one."
CANCER: "(Sobbing) No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid" 
LEO: "Remember when you used to do things like that for me? You know, before you started taking me for granted?"
VIRGO: "Actually, by my measurements, it's a twelve point five percent grade..."
LIBRA: "Will you still love me when I'm that age?" 
SCORPIO: "Maybe now we'll get to the truth!"
SAGITTARIUS: "Yee-ha! Free massage while you drive. Speed up, the suspension can take it!"
CAPRICORN: "Chill out! We're saving a fortune on gas being stuck behind this tractor!"
AQUARIUS: "That's unfair! Big Oil must be behind this. I'm starting a letter-writing campaign..."
PISCES: "I sure know that feeling..."
8 comments:
I love these roads signs with comments for each Zodiac sign. What a hoot. Thank you.
Pepper
Love it! Great stuff, Matthew! :-)
Ha, Ha, Ha!!!! You have done it again!!! Great one, Matthew!! :-D
I'm still laughing at the Pisces Sign . . .
Matthew, this is priceless!!!
As I was driving today I'd think of the scorpio sign and start laughing.
Mostly because I could hear my boss' voice/hear it with her energy. I think I might have to share this with her
Your humour is brilliant my friend...thank you!
those are hilarious
uhm very fitting! hehe
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